More Issues Than Vogue

Today, I’m openly displaying on my shirt that I have more issues than all the publications of Vogue magazine. Now you’re thinking, that girl must have some issues! What kind you ask? Since I embrace both the Hot Dress and Hot Mess sides of my life, I’m not shy to share.

Issue 1: Getting my maxi skirts caught in an escalators…it happens people.

Issue 2: When my feet get so sweaty my flats slip off

Issue 3: When I tell myself I’m done eating ice cream and get it from the freezer 5 minutes later

Issue 4: Rompers and bathrooms…you already know how that goes

Issue 5: The endless debate of whether to wash my hair or use more dry shampoo

Issue 6: Getting my workout clothes on, sitting on the couch, and falling asleep

Issue 7: Saying I’m watching a documentary when it’s actually Keeping Up with the Kardashians…I mean they’re lives are being documented right?

Issue 8: Adding 10 things to my online shopping cart and then changing my mind and removing everything

Issue 9: Adding 10 things to my online shopping cart and adding 10 more to get free shipping

Issue 10: Spending 20 minutes shaving my legs and forgetting my armpits…haha that one took bravery to admit

Issue 11: Trying to get the perfect contour in the dim lighting of my car

Issue 12: Thinking I’d be happy with 100 Pomeranians for pets

Issue 13: Leaving the house with five lipsticks, an extra pair of shoes, two jackets, a crossbody, a bag of jewelry and basically anything I need to change my look at any moment.

Issue 14: Those 15 seconds where I instantly panic because I’m convinced I lost my credit card but, it’s in another slot in my wallet

Issue 15: The inability to have one purse that fits all my needs. The inability to have two purses to fit all my needs….the inability to have ten purses that fit all my needs…you get where this is going.

Now that your’e aware of only a small portion of my chronicles of issues, let’s talk about this shirt! I love the endless outfits you can create with this cheeky tee – tuck it into a pencil skirt, pair with a bomber jacket or some curvy mid-rise jeans. Choosing mid-rise jeans keep the look casual and subtly show off your hips while the t-shirt does all the talking for you.

I kept the look simple with some delicate jewelry from Rocksbox (seriously obsessed with these earrings, I bought them), classic nude pumps, and my go-to tote bag.

Maybe you can relate to some of my issues or you have a unique set of your own. Whatever it may be, the one issue you won’t have is finding an outfit with this shirt.

Got shopping issues too?

Rocksbox.com provided me with this jewelry. All opinions are my own.